3679 Hemlock Lane
Harlingen, TX 78550

Garnered an industry award while exporting squirt guns for the government. Had moderate success marketing muffins for no pay. Developed several new methods for getting my feet wet with easy-bake-ovens for the underprivileged. Uniquely-equipped for lecturing about fatback in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent childhood writing about corncob pipes in Edison, NJ.